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An inexpensive present worth a million!

The acronym can be the ideal subject matter for creative and artistic expression.   I make them whenever there is a birthday coming and I am short on funds.  Here are some examples of what you can do with a name.  Make a card and give it as a present to friends or coworkers.

Linda (visual artist
  
www.lindaclavearts.com)
  
Living
  
Invites
  
New
  
Delightful
  
Art


Stan (an English Teacher)
  
Superb
  
Thinking
  
Admires
  
Normality


PERKINS (temp job school for the blind)
  
People
  
Everywhere
  
Relate
  
Knowing
  
Individuality
  
Nourishes
  
Society


Diana (theology professor)
  
Divine
  
Insights
  
Acknowledge
  
New
  
Appetites


HARVARD (temp job)
  
Humanities
  
Articulate
  
Rights
  
Veritas
  
Allows
  
Resourceful
  
Debate

SAY What?

"Some people like to catch fish without a pole."
"How's that a problem?"
"I'm a Pole.
       
                  * * *
"Do you come from a large family?"
"No, they're all on a diet."

                          * * *
"I wanted to grow up to be a good kid.   Now they are redefining good."
"Were you a good kid?"
"That all depends on what you mean by good."
       
                  * * *
"How does one come to terms with the seriousness of life?"
"Ask your shadow, maybe it has a lighter view of life."
                         * * *
"What's your wife doing?"
"She's out buying cat food."
"You should give her more money each week.  She really deserves to eat better than that."

                           * * *
"Our church serves weekend coffee?"
"Why weakened coffee?"
"What else do you expect on Sunday?"

                         * * *
"Do you have enough leg room?"
"Not really, I wish I was taller."

                        * * *
"Do you have the time?"
"Yes, I do."
"Can I have the sixties back?"

                        * * *
"God, why don't you answer my prayers?"
"Because every time I do you stop praying!"
      
                  * * *
"I don't want you to waste your opinions."
"I like wasting opinions, it makes me feel extravagant."
       
                  * * *
"Do you think that I am overenthusiastic?"
"Only over and over and over and over."
       
                  * * *
"Ummm, the day sure smells good all of a sudden."
"What do you think?   Is it the fresh air or the smell of freshly brewed coffee?