A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says, "I don't know what's wrong with me but I don't have any problems."

The therapist say, "Yours is a very unusual situation but I can help you out. It probably won't take more than two or three visits."

"Great! How much do you charge?"

"One hundred dollars a session."

"Hundred bucks a session! How am I going to be able to pay for that?"

"That's your problem."