This is the story of two Tibetan monks who came to America bringing with them a unique view of meditation and spirituality -- Young Grasshopper and the Holy Enlightened One.
"Grasshopper?"
"Yes, Holy Enlightened One?"
"I have heard that you are changing your name."
"I want a typical American name that is highly recognizable so that I may easily blend into the culture."
"And what honorable name have you chosen?"
"Dunkin Donut."
"Young Dunkin Donut, it is not necessary to change name. They have grasshoppers in America."