Some people get into a relationship because of love, a need for companionship and friendship. However, there is a group of people out there whose motivation for a relationship is that tiny part of the human body know as the genital area. Here is an example of one such man pleading his case with his wofem.*

"Now you know that I love you. I love your.... mind, your.... spirit and all the rest. I love you like I love America. I don't love just one part of America. I love everything there is to love about America. But when I want to have a good time, I go to Yellowstone National Park.

Ironically, rationally, and proportionally," he goes on, "the size of Yellowstone as compared to the rest of the country is identical to the size of the genital area as compared to the rest of the body.

Now you know I love you. But if I'm to have a good time with you, you've got to let me into Yellowstone!"

wofem*