Religion confuses me. It says in the Bible that all the dead will rise at the end of the world. (The Bible does not say where they will get an apartment, the rental market being tight with just the people we have here right now.) I'm from Chicago and in every election the dead would rise, vote Democratic, and go back into their graves before the voting booths closed.

My question is this; Do you still call it second coming, or should you refer to it as, 'when the dead rise during the years of clean elections'?