There lived a man in our town who was feeling secure in his marriage. One day his wife came to him and told him she was in love with someone else. She told him to pack his stuff and get out.

No sooner did his feet touch the outside then he started crying and missing her. Whether at work or his new pad, he couldn't stop crying and missing, missing and crying for her.

One day while he was at work, he saw her car coming. She was wearing the same outfit she wore when they first met. She started running toward him, he ran toward her. Inches away from each other they stopped.

She said, "I changed my mind. I want you instead, let's get back together!"

He said, "No thanks." He turned around and went back to work. Ater walking a few feet he started crying and missing, missing and crying for her.

Crying and missing a person, best feeling in the world. It clears your head, improves your sinuses.