Mr. Excuse accompanied his belly-dancing girlfriend to a belly-dance jam, where women with beautiful bodies, in multi-colored dresses, danced to the rhythm of Arabic music accompanied by live drumming. While all the eyes in the room were feasting on the motions of the dancers the Mr. E sat at a table reading a book.

After a while his girlfriend came by and said, "My friends are asking why you aren't looking at all the beautiful women dancing here?"

Looking deep into his girlfriend's eyes he asked, "Can I take one of them home?"

She replied quickly, "No!"

He disengaged eye contact, lowered his eyes, and went back to reading his book.