"I'm coming back next lifetime as a tree."

"I don't believe you can come back next time. There's only one time and that time is now!"

"An I'm telling you I'm coming back next time as a tree!"

"Alright, alright! Next time you're coming back as a tree and I'm coming back as a dog, and I'm going to find you and piss on you!"

"When you put it that way it does change my mind. I think I'll come back as a four leaf clover."

"Why a four leaf clover."

"For curiosity sake. I just want to know if you're dumb enough to piss on good fortune."