There's a restaurant in a small town in New England that has both a male and female ghost haunting it. They live in a section of the basement which has a dirt floor. The female ghost has a nicely dressed shape. Dead or alive a woman likes to look good. The male ghost looks like gelatin vomit. If you think that guys don't care what they look like now, wait till you see what they look like when they are dead.

The female ghost doesn't like the idea of living in a barren space that looks like a hole in the wall. The male ghost likes the dirt floor and empty space. It's the first time in their relationship where he doesn't have to move furniture.