While people may know of out-of-body experiences, very few people know that you can have out-of-body sex. That's because most people don't remember their out-of-body experiences when they wake up. Here's how it works. After you fall asleep, you leave your body in an astral form and travels into outer space. Once there, your astral body sends out the signals that you want sex. When you spot someone else in outer space who is sending out the same signals, a magnetic field of attraction is created between the two of you, and you rush at each other at the speed of light. When you collide, that's orgasm. This is totally safe sex, and you can have unlimited partners. It's the only form of sex where you get the headache afterwards.

When someone goes into a trance and comes out of it saying that they don't believe in sex, ask them how many astrogasms it takes, for them to come to that conclusion. While meditating, the person might look like they are communicating with some higher force, but in reality they may only be traveling across the cosmos looking for astral nookie.