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    Redemption For Smokers

Let's pass a law that cigarette companies have to put redeemable coupons on the back of cigarette packages. These coupons can be redeemed for medical services.

Such as:

  • Respirator - 5K (five thousand) coupons.
  • Funeral - 10K (ten thousand) coupons.
  • Cremation - 1k (one thousand) coupons.
Cremation can be offered cheaper because the lungs of the smokers are mostly dust, which means there's less of the body to turn into ashes.