Scooby-Dooby-Doo

At a party the talk turned to the topic of scuba diving. "If you go down deep enough, you'll start hallucinating." said one of the partygoers.

I replied, "If you don't like to scuba dive but still want to hallucinate, you can always became a MCAS provider." I immediately found out that this was not a popular thing to say in a room full of people who believed in MCAS testing. What ever happened to the days when people had a sense of humor?

This got me wondering about what happened to the hippies fo the original Woodstock generation. There were so many of them, and while some of them went establishment, that still left a lot of them unaccounted for.

I got this theory that the missing hippies became scuba divers. The anti-drug campaigns forced them to go diving in the ocean where they could hallucinate and the narcotic agents couldn't arrest them because they weren't using drugs.

It's actually easy to recognize old hippies who get turned on by scuba diving. They go around singing, "Scooby-doobie-doo, get turned on where no one will follow you."

Don't try this on your own. Hallucinations caused by diving too deep in the ocean are dangerous and life threatening. However, hallucinations caused by inhaling beliefs in MCAS are considered safe and socially acceptable. Of course you can always get into MCAS and not inhale.