"For one million dollars! What word do most people associate with work? Contestant, you have ten seconds.

Tick, tick, tick... Thump, thump, thump...

"You have five seconds remaining! Five, four, three - you're sweating and I don't blame you - two..."

"Wait Tom, it's coming to me!"

(Tom waits)

"What is that word? What is that word? What?"

"Sucks?"

"Sucks! That's right. Work Sucks! We have a winner!"