I believe that those of us who have lived a long life have an obligation to pass on to the next generation at least one valuable lesson that we have learned through our life experiences.

What I've learned and want to pass on is this. If you have an upset stomach, never, ever, feed it a happy meal.

Person: "Growl!!! Growl!!!" My stomach is growling.

Stomach: You'd be growling too, if you felt like I do. (Pause) What's he doing? He's eating something! He's chewing on it. He just swallowed it. I wonder what it is? Here it comes now. Oh no! It's a happy meal! I think I'm going to puke. Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!