That Prozac is good stuff. They give it to parents, kids and pets. It's not really a wonder drug because people don't wonder why they take it, they just do.
I like to feed it to the squirrels in my neighborhood. You know how hyper squirrels get when they show up, their tails twitching and all. One tab of Prozac and they calm right down.
However, there does seem to be an unwanted side effect. Prozac makes the squirrels so complacent that a cat can sneak up on them, kill them and eat them. But it's OK. The squirrels don't feel any pain because they are properly medicated.