Now that we know that a dolphin is as intellectually evolved as a human being, eating a dolphin today would be like eating one of your neighbors.

Ever since scientists discovered that a dolphin is as smart as a human being, dolphins have been forced to hold eight hour-a-day jobs, for which they get only so much fish.   If a dolphin wants to eat more fish, it has to put in overtime.

You can easily spot a dolphin who resists being trained to use a time card, to punch in and punch out on the job.   Such a dolphin can usually be found swimming around a deep pool yelling, "Aaaaa. Aaaaa. Aaaaa" Which means, "Stuff you and your time clock!" in dolphin.

To get dolphins up to speed to current trends, they are training dolphins to accept manager positions.   As of this date the dolphins have not been willing to work extra hours for the same amount of fish.   This implies that the dolphins might be smarter than human beings, although no final proof is available.