The first is the expensive type, the kind with the most costly make-up. She's always painted to perfection. This type of woman expects expensive jewelry, for which she will reward you with a pat on the head and maybe even a kiss on the cheek. You must always censor your physical actions around her, so you don't smear her make-up.

The second type is goal oriented (charity, politics, religion, etc.). She views gifts of expensive jewelry as something to sell in order to get money to donate to her favorite project. You should not give her cash, as it is more fun for her to resell the jewelry, especially at yard sales.

The third type is the Nature Child. She is the woman to whom Mother Earth, Nature, and a simple way of living are the essential things of value. To this woman, instead of jewelry, which has no value to her, you bring flowers that you pick along the side of the road, or rocks you find beneath your feet. Rocks which Mother Earth endows with magical qualities to help our struggles with everyday problems.

A man comes home to this woman holding a rock. "Look at this rock, my darling." he intones. "Something urged me to pick it up and when I did, I felt the rock speak to me, saying that it will enhance the connection between our chakras. Let's go upstairs and try it out right now!"

Archaeologists search in the rubble for traces to explain the ascent of mankind. With a nature-oriented woman, a man simply looks for an object lying around in the rubble so that he can keep on ascending.