Two women who were friends, were engaged to be married to two men, who were also childhood friends. One of these men was a salesman and the other was an aerobics instructor. Every time they went out on a double date, the men would always wind up arguing about who was the better lover.

The aerobics instructor kept saying, "I've got physical strength, endurance, and flexibility to make loving long and interesting."

To which the salesman would reply, "The reason why I make a better lover is because of experience. When you've driven as many cars as I have, you get to be an excellent driver, if you know what I mean."

Since both couples were going to get married on the same weekend in a double marriage ceremony, the women decided that upon returning from their honeymoons they would compare notes as to which man was a better lover.

After their honeymoons, the two women got together to exchange their experiences. "How was that aerobics husband of yours?" Asked the salesman's wife.

"We made love for eight hours." the instructor's wife replied. "From the first second to the last it was non-stop action. He went fast and he went slow. I was screaming, I was sweating. After the eight hours were over I passed away into unconscious bliss. And how was your man?"

"Let's see." replied the salesman's wife. "We also did it for eight hours. We made love for sixty seconds, then he spent seven hours and fifty-nine minutes trying to convince me I had a good time."