After God had created the Universe and everything in it, He decided that He needed someone to worship Him, so the Almighty created a woman.

God snapped His fingers and, poof! Lilith, the first woman ever, appeared before the Almighty. She said the first words ever spoken by a woman: "Are you responsible for bringing me here? Look at me! My hips are too big, my breasts are too small, the shape of my nose is all wrong, and my hair - what am I going to do with my hair?"

God said, "I was just kidding." He snapped His fingers and, poof! Lilith disappeared into history.

But God was disappointed. He still wanted someone to worship Him, so He decided to create a man. Poof! Adam, the fist man ever, appeared before God. God said to Adam, "You got any complaints on how you look?"

Adam checked himself out in the mirror and said, "The arms look good, the feet look good and wow, the rest looks great!"

God said, "In gratitude for what I have done for you, I want you to worship Me."

"How long?" Adam asked suspiciously.

"Forever!" said God.

"Forever? Whoa," said Adam. "I don't know if I can handled that long of a commitment. But I'll tell you what. You create someone for me who will treat me like I am God, and I will worship You."

Poof! Eve showed up before Adam. And she said, "Are you responsible for bringing me here? Look at me! My hips are too big, my breasts are too small, the shape of my nose is all wrong, and my hair - what am I going to do with my hair?"