Mr. Excuse agreed with his girlfriend, rather foolishly, to make the bed if he was the last one out of it. The problem started when he realized he was always the last one out of bed. One morning he got up and didn't feel like doing the same morning routine.
His girlfriend, seeing the bed all messed up, ran to him and said plaintively, "But you promised to make the bed!" To which he replied, "But I did make the bed. I made it just the way it is."